you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

pyrose-the-flame:

theun–sj:

dark-deathrage:

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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Originally posted by neonearthtone

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

beeceit:

beeceit:

beeceit:

beeceit:

jenjensd:

jenjensd:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

babblingbranches:

clitfisto:

clitfisto:

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

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I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

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Rip to y'all, but I’m built different. Trying this tonight

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Best I can do with what I have (I’m at work rn)

Oh that is a… fascinating smell

Don’t do this

i think i’ll try this tomorrow actually, it can’t be that bad, im sure ive made worse cursed foods before

the time has come

a photo of sour gummies, a can of monster and a glassALT

i just did this twice this shit tastes great idk what’s wrong with yall

a mixture of the sour gummies and monster energyALT

i think im gonna drink more of this later i wonder what happens if i add vodka

alcoholic battery acid


a massive glass of some orange yellow liquid with gummies at the bottomALT

tastes a little worse than just regular battery acid, but still absolutely drinkable


it does look quite concerning however

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zenwannabe:

every so often i’ll accidentally invent the concept of a mom in my head like “wouldn’t it be so cool if there was a lady who was older and wiser who I could talk to about life and she’d be like curious about my experiences and check in from time to time to see how I’m doing ohhhhhhh wait. Damnit.” 

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magspag:

lunaticobscurity:

james-silvercat:

direwoman:

i hate that i have to keep reminding people of this but if you are sending money to a sex worker for any service or content please do not put ANYTHING in the memo field unless told otherwise by the provider

don’t try to be cute or funny with it, the best way to make them smile is by following directions 💕

Paypal, for one, will delete someone’s account and steal their money if they catch a whiff of your transaction being in any way nsfw, DO NOT SAY SHIT, just silently send the money as you are told if you need to speak something regarding it do so via DIRECT MESSAGES and FAR from the program of the transaction

i would go as far as to say never to add notes to paypal transactions. i recently saw someone have their account frozen from buying anime vhs tapes, because the anime in question happened to have the word “persia” in the title.

you never know what kind of weird thing is going to trigger their algorithm, so just don’t

It’s been over a decade, but I’m still saddled with a lifetime ban from paypal and by extension venmo because one of my friends who was paying me back for buying him and his gf at the time dinner thought it would be funny to include “for sensual massage” in the notes section and not only did they not let the transaction go through they took back all the money anybody had EVER sent me via paypal, which thankfully wasn’t much.

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bees-with-swords:

“Do you ever dream of land?” The whale asks the tuna.

“No.” Says the tuna, “Do you?”

“I have never seen it.” Says the whale, “but deep in my body, I remember it.”

“Why do you care,” says the tuna, “if you will never see it.”

“There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains.” Says the whale.

“They will disappear.” Says the tuna, “one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains.”

“Maybe I don’t want to forget,” Says the whale, “The forests were once my home.”

“I have seen the forests.” Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

“Tell me what you have seen,” says the whale.

“The forests spawned me.” Says the salmon. “They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home.”

“Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?” Asks the whale. “They have bounty of their own.”

“You forget,” says the salmon, “That the oceans were once their home.”

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